"He wouldn't know you from the pope when he's asleep. Hell, I did it and I was wide awake. Del's having twins. And he wouldn't necessarily kill you. It could just end in a horrible maiming, but you're on the radio now, not television. Doubt being disfigured would hurt your ratings." He thought that was all pretty smooth. Seamless transition, really. Hopefully Stephen would just worry about his precious face and forget about the other thing.