How the man had his own television show that people actually watching willingly, Asher would never know. He was lucky he was pretty, because there was no way anyone was watching for his brain.

"You hear?" Asher may as well have told him Del was having a litter of kittens. "That's news to me. How about driving a boat? You know how to do that, too?" If so, he hoped his driving skills were better than his listening ones.