"You have no idea..." Dirt-licking, piddle-sniffing and dumpster diving tales could clearly wait for a better time.

"I was glamorous for a little while, you know," he added, moving his hands up to Asher's chest, lifting his shirt with it. His gaze dropped to the bare skin he'd revealed and he gave a look of appreciation. Challenge most definitely accepted.

"Riding in the back of limos, eatin' at posh restaurants. I even had a butler. Now tell me that's not classy."