"Right, that's it," Ray wheezed, struggling upright and hooking his hands under Daniel's legs.

"Marry me. I love you. Be mine. Marry me, Asher. I can do this all day." He could be persuaded to stop were Asher to help him though. "Will you do me the greatest honor of becoming my--"

Clearly, given the swift kick to his side, Daniel still needed to learn the difference between a real horse and a fake one.

"Not right now, Daniel, Uncle Ray's proposing to your daddy. Will you marry me, Asher? C'mon, whaddya say? Say yes."