If Stephen squinted, he could almost see Asher's long-lost fangs. And he kind of really wished that he hadn't had so much to drink because as cool as vampires were, he really should not have been having Thoughts about the damn fangs that weren't even there.

"I'm not sure how that--I'm straight," Stephen finally said, because there was only so many suggestive comments he could ignore. He was really much better at that when sober.