28 September 2008 @ 12:59 am
[For Stephen]  
While Asher was still adjusting to the idea of Del being pregnant with his hell spawn, it was a lot harder to do whenever he was back in that dorm room. It was one of those two tiny steps forward, one giant step back kind of deals and, in all honesty, he wondered if he’d just be better off rooming elsewhere. What he didn’t need was a constant reminder of how badly this could all end, but it was hard to shake the feeling when this place thought it would have been fun to leave dead bodies in his bed last Halloween.

Of all the corpses he’d dealt with over the span of five-hundred years, the Island sure knew how to pick the pair that would pack the most punch. Going for the heart; it was something he probably would have found commendable, under normal circumstances. When it wasn’t his heart.

If they could just skip right over October this year, that would’ve been great.

Perched on top of the dresser with an apple clamped between his fangs, Asher just stared at his bed. He’d gotten back into the habit of avoided sitting or lying on it unless he knew he’d fall asleep as soon as his head hit his pillow. And, frankly, he just wasn’t that tired yet.
 
 
Current Mood: numb
 
 
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asher_talos: Take it all in.[personal profile] asher_talos on September 29th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
"Why? You want another wedding to plan?" Because the first one he'd thrown together had been such a hit and not at all ridiculous. "Sorry, you're going to have to get those rocks off somewhere else if that's the case. For one, she hates weddings. Besides that, we're just friends."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on September 29th, 2008 09:57 pm (UTC)
That would have been the perfect cue to say any of the following:

"You're not getting married?? But a child needs two parents! A married mother and father! It doesn't even have to be a happy marriage!"

"Joey will be disappointed; I'm sure he would have loved to officiate."

"So first a child out of wedlock and now this? There is no hope for you, sir."


Instead, what he ended up saying, completely against his wishes, was:

"Oh, thank God."

...What the hell?
asher_talos: Wanna run that one by me again?[personal profile] asher_talos on September 29th, 2008 10:52 pm (UTC)
"And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" Asher asked, glaring. He did, however, kind of appreciate being spared any Religious talk, about how he was going to hell for knocking someone up without shelling out a ring first. He was going to hell either way, and this really was one of the tamest offenses he had against him as far as solidifying his entry went.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on September 29th, 2008 11:01 pm (UTC)
Stephen blinked owlishly.

"I...don't know," he said, and oddly enough, it was the truth. He put the pen back in his mouth like it would help him regain his damn sanity about the situation. He turned and leaned against the dresser, confused and annoyed with himself.
asher_talos: I dare you to say that again.[personal profile] asher_talos on September 30th, 2008 01:35 am (UTC)
Asher scowled. Stephen's answer was the furthest thing from being good enough. In fact, it was just plain stupid and wasn't much of an answer at all.

Reaching over, Asher snatched the pen out of his mouth ( to hell with his sanity) and whipped it clear across the room where it rolled somewhere between Joey's bed and the wall.

Childish, yes, but he didn't give a shit. And if he was asked why he did it, well, he didn't know, either.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on September 30th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
Stephen didn't move a muscle, as if he hadn't even noticed that anything happened. Couple seconds later and he glanced across the room.

"Was that necessary?" he finally asked, trying not to pout. How was he going to find that pen now? "I didn't--I didn't mean..." Whatever Asher was insulted by now?
asher_talos: Fair warning.[personal profile] asher_talos on September 30th, 2008 03:46 am (UTC)
"Completely fucking necessary," he answered icily, his glare just as cold. Settling back in his seat, head tipped back against the wall, Asher crossed his arms over his chest and stared straight ahead.

Hopefully telling Joey would go better than this. He didn't want to resort to throwing Yasmine across a room.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on September 30th, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
"Don't see why," Stephen mumbled, mimicking Asher's position. "It's just weird, and-with you. You. Oh hey, apple," he practically squeaked, picking the stupid apple back up and studying it.

"Um. Need anything?" he added after a moment. He figured he was probably supposed to offer support or something.
asher_talos: Turn your back on the world.[personal profile] asher_talos on September 30th, 2008 10:04 am (UTC)
"Now there's a big surprise," Asher said, his tone flat and sardonic, the furthest thing from surprised. It was more than obvious by now that Stephen didn't see a whole heck of a lot. That kind of ignorance had to blaze right on past bliss and straight on to full on orgasmic.

Asher was tempted to send the damn apple sailing in the same fashion the pen had made its exit, but he managed to restrain himself. He wasn't sure how long that would hold with Stephen acting like he was, though, and what the hell would he have left to throw after the apple was gone but a fist?

He nodded to himself, having come to some silent conclusion about something or another in his mind, then slid off of the dresser. "From you? Not a damn thing," he answered, almost scoffing, but not quite, before he decided he'd had his fill of present company. He'd leave Stephen to his apple, to choke on for all he cared.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on September 30th, 2008 10:52 am (UTC)
Stephen looked, looked at Asher's back as he walked. In the end it didn't matter that the apple wasn't thrown before, because Stephen himself tossed it aside.

It was a rare moment of self-awareness for him, but he knew he had basically completely ruined whatever had just happened. He sighed, practically flopped to the ground, back still against the dresser. And as he buried his face in his hands, frustrated over everything, there was really only one fitting thing to say.

"Fuck."

Edited 2008-09-30 10:53 am (UTC)