15 January 2009 @ 08:23 pm
[For Stephen]  
[takes place the day after this]

He’d found the keys -- attached to the dumbest keychain he’d ever seen, no less -- in the pocket of his suit jacket when he got dressed that morning, and a small slip of paper accompanying it that simply read ‘Dock’. It’d taken a few hours before he eventually bit (figuratively) and followed what barely qualified as a clue down to the docks with Onyx in tow. When he got there, he found a boat - he found a lot of boats, actually, what with it being a dock and all, but only one had a symbol he recognized, painted on the side of it. It was the same symbol he had tattooed on his wrist.

While he’d been hesitant of boarding, Onyx had darted on ahead, up the stairs and straight onto the deck before vanishing into the interior of the boat. A few minutes later, he reemerged, excited barks muffled by whatever the hell he’d found and was now carrying in his mouth. Asher couldn’t make out what it was, but when he heard ‘I want to suck your blood’ coming from the thing, in a bad Romanian accent, he decided he didn’t want a better look at it.

Onyx continued bounding around the deck, running laps when Asher finally joined him. The dog left for one more lap, but he never rounded the other corner again. Instead, Asher had heard a splash before he moved into the saloon area of the boat, but he wasn’t concerned. Onyx knew how to swim.

He was seated at the table within the boat now, his head resting against it, staring at the stupid keychain as it sat too close to his nose, forcing his eyes to cross slightly. He saw double for the second time that week. He’d be seeing it a hell of a lot more a few months from now, assuming all went well and Del gave birth to twins.

That word still scared the shit out of him.

A boat didn’t need to be fed or walked, but more importantly, it didn’t dance. Asher could certainly appreciate that much.
 
 
Current Mood: weird
 
 
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asher_talos: Mellow[personal profile] asher_talos on January 16th, 2009 04:52 am (UTC)
"I have a boat," Asher confirmed, lifting his head from the table, but still slouching over it. "Since today. It's like... like Beau, I guess." It definitely wasn't like Onyx; he didn't have a boat back home. A jet on the other hand...

"Random gift at the start of the year to soften the blow of all the fucked up shit this place is bound to cook up later on." He just hoped that the size of the gift didn't reflect just how fucked of things were going to get. The boat was a lot bigger than his horse.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 16th, 2009 04:58 am (UTC)
"I never got a gift!" Stephen frowned, wondering what the hell was up with that.

Belatedly, his gaze fell upon a bowl with some fruit in it. No fruit not already all over the damn island, but it was right there and Stephen was hungry, so. He grabbed a banana and sat at the table, still glancing around at everything.

"Are you tired or something?" he finally asked as he peeled. Asher hadn't moved much.
asher_talos: I'll be in my bunk.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 16th, 2009 05:57 am (UTC)
"What do you call Chloe?" Maybe Stephen had to wait longer since he got her later than everyone else had gotten their stuff last year.

Asher stared at Stephen, then the bowl of fruit, then back at Stephen again. "Help yourself..." The second he put his feet up on the table, that damn keychain was getting lodged into one body cavity or another.

Asher had opened his mouth to answer the question, but hesitated. He remembered when he first told Stephen about Del being pregnant and how well that conversation went. Of all the things he could do without a repeat performance, that was somewhere near the top of the list. "Yeah. Your dog snores."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 16th, 2009 06:14 am (UTC)
"...A burden?" Stephen suggested, mouth full. "Besides, I never got anything this year." Never mind that the year had just started. Asher got something already, why shouldn't he?!

After a moment where he actually swallowed before speaking again, Stephen said, "Yours does, too. In my ear. My good ear." At least Chloe seemed to like sleeping a little lower. She'd only cause damage to the legs.
asher_talos: Guh.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 16th, 2009 11:34 pm (UTC)
"Well, then maybe the island just likes me better." Yeah, he didn't believe that one for a second.

"You ever wonder what would happen if he started dreaming about life before this place? I mean, your neck's right there when he sleeps..." Snoring probably didn't seem so bad compared to that.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 12:28 am (UTC)
Stephen froze, the banana to his lips.

"He wouldn't--he wouldn't do that. He likes me!" Oh God, Stephen was going to die, wasn't he?
asher_talos: I can do bashful.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 17th, 2009 12:43 am (UTC)
"He wouldn't know you from the pope when he's asleep. Hell, I did it and I was wide awake. Del's having twins. And he wouldn't necessarily kill you. It could just end in a horrible maiming, but you're on the radio now, not television. Doubt being disfigured would hurt your ratings." He thought that was all pretty smooth. Seamless transition, really. Hopefully Stephen would just worry about his precious face and forget about the other thing.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 01:17 am (UTC)
"Disfigured?! I can't be disfigured!" Stephen whined, setting down the banana. "I'm too pretty to be maimed or disfigured!" He stared at Asher desperately. "Don't let him maim me!"

He was vaguely aware of the Del-mention, but how was that important? His face was at stake here.
asher_talos: Your stupid is showing.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 17th, 2009 02:19 am (UTC)
"Your face is safe, for now." Onyx was back aboard the boat now, lying just outside the sliding glass doors, gnawing at his new found toy as his tiny nub of a tail twitched back and forth. Yeah, he looked really intimidating.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 02:36 am (UTC)
"Yeah, for now! That's not good enough!" Stephen started thinking about things he could wrap around his neck when he slept, to keep the dog away...

"Least when you did it, it was...interesting," he mumbled, poking the banana before finally moving a little past his terror and picking it back up.
asher_talos: Come again?[personal profile] asher_talos on January 17th, 2009 06:50 am (UTC)
"Yeah, it was real interesting the way I tried to kill you but couldn't only because I have a weak stomach... We really should make it an annual attempted homicide." Unless his dog beat him to the punch, of course.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 07:06 am (UTC)
Well now Stephen was just hurt.

"You didn't--you weren't--" he stopped. Well, that just figured, didn't it? One of the few people Stephen could stand, trying to kill him! What had he done to deserve this? He gave Asher a sad look that was probably not far off from the sad looks he had back on Halloween.
asher_talos: Shades of Gray.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 17th, 2009 08:15 am (UTC)
"No? Okay, how exactly do think things would have gone if I bit and wasn't completely disgusted by it, huh? You honestly think you'd be sitting here now?" It had nothing to do with liking or disliking the man, either; it was just the nature of it. If Asher had enjoyed it, being the first he'd tasted after a full year would have stacked the odds against Stephen, regardless of what he thought about him.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 08:36 am (UTC)
As if Stephen sat around thinking about that. He had done the extant of his Oh my God I could have died! thinking back when it first happened. Since then, he pretty much forgot about it.

Until now, thanks to stupid Asher.

"Well you don't have to keep rubbing it in," he muttered, mushing a piece of banana between his fingers.
asher_talos: Muted.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 17th, 2009 09:13 am (UTC)
"I'm not trying to rub it in," he said, grabbing the keys off the table and shoving them into his pocket. The stupid little vampire was mocking him. "I'm just being honest." Not that Stephen would know anything about that.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 09:21 am (UTC)
"That's usually the same thing for me..." Stephen observed almost distractedly. He glanced at Onyx, still chewing on that weird toy and probably practicing for Stephen's throat, then back at Asher.

"What's with all the vampire crap? Are you just that nostalgic or is it the island?"
asher_talos: Mellow[personal profile] asher_talos on January 17th, 2009 11:25 pm (UTC)
"I'm sure it is...," he said, impervious gaze steady on him.

"Combination of the two, I'm guessing," Asher shrugged. Having his nostalgia (if that's what they were calling it) manifested in the form of toy vampires was most definitely all the island, though. Still, nothing was dancing. That was a plus.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 17th, 2009 11:46 pm (UTC)
"Weird." Even weirder was the strange, somewhat strangled sounding voice coming from the toy.

There was silence for once as Stephen finished off the banana, but on the last bite he said, "Del?"
asher_talos: Take it all in.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 18th, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
"Huh?" Asher pretended not to have heard, rubbing a hand over his chin. He needed to shave. "What about her?"
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 18th, 2009 04:11 am (UTC)
"You said Del's name!" Stephen said as if it had been just then instead of like ten minutes earlier. "Something happen to her?"
asher_talos: Hmph.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 18th, 2009 06:08 am (UTC)
"I did?"

He did.

"I did." When he wanted the bastard to be self-absorbed, he was all about the listening. That just really fucking figured. "No, she's fine. She, uh, had a sonogram done yesterday. The doctor said she and the... babies were okay."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 18th, 2009 06:30 am (UTC)
"Oh, okay." Stephen nodded, tapping his fingers against the table. "That's good, glad to hear it."

What was the big deal about a good sonogram? Yeah, it was good news, but so what?
asher_talos: Your stupid is showing.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
How the man had his own television show that people actually watching willingly, Asher would never know. He was lucky he was pretty, because there was no way anyone was watching for his brain.

"You hear?" Asher may as well have told him Del was having a litter of kittens. "That's news to me. How about driving a boat? You know how to do that, too?" If so, he hoped his driving skills were better than his listening ones.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 01:29 am (UTC)
"Of course," Stephen replied easily. "Who doesn't? Just like driving a car, only you have less to distract you from texting and watching TV and did you say babies?"

It was only a little delayed.
asher_talos: You're the 'IT' in stupid-as-shIT.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 01:56 am (UTC)
"People who don't drive cars, obviously." More than obvious to the average person, at least. By that logic, Stephen was also qualified to fly planes. There had to be even fewer distractions up there. No rock formations, no coral reefs, no icebergs... There was a difference between a Can Do attitude, and flat out lunacy. "I said boat."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 02:15 am (UTC)
If asked, Stephen would claim that he could fly a plane.

"Not that! About Del! You said babies. You totally said babies!" Which made no sense. Del wasn't a dog.
asher_talos: So much better.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
"You do hear." Apparently, his brain was just on some sort of natural broadcast delay. Under different circumstances, Asher might have enjoyed testing that delay just for fun, but right now, it was just annoying. "I said babies. Plural. More than one. Still with me, Quick Draw?"
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 03:39 am (UTC)
Stephen stared again, eyes wide.

"Del...is having more than one. At the same time." Pause. "From you."

On one hand, that explained why Del was so freakishly huge. On the other, what the hell?!

"So you...huh," he added brilliantly.
asher_talos: Happiness in misery[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 05:09 am (UTC)
"I have no idea why I tell you these things," Asher admitted with a bitter laugh. It wasn't as if he expected Stephen to suddenly offer any pearls of wisdom.

He didn't want to punch him yet, so at least it wasn't as bad as when he'd first told Stephen Del was pregnant. But who knew how long that would last.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 05:55 am (UTC)
"Because we're friends?" Stephen asked with some hope. He was annoyed with himself for that. But he had already stupidly admitted Asher was - what had his 11 year old self said? - his best friend on the island, so where else could he go but down?

So, trying to act the part of what people seemed to assume friends were, he added, "How does that news make you feel?"
asher_talos: Muted.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 06:58 am (UTC)
"Is that what you call it?" Asher watched Friends before the island, knew who Joey was before he turned up. Using the show as a guide, he was almost certain that they were doing something wrong if they were, in fact, 'friends'.

And the wrong just kept on coming.

Asher stared at Stephen as if he'd just lost his mind. There was no way to be altogether sure that he hadn't. "It freaked me the fuck out a lot less than you asking that just did... Go back to the sentence fragments."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 07:21 am (UTC)
"Yes..." Stephen frowned, which only grew deeper when Asher continued. "But I'm helping!"

Kind of.

He was trying?

"And you didn't like the fragments!"
asher_talos: Put the past behind you.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
"Fragments are better than forced and fake." Not by much, but by enough. "Lesser of two evils."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 09:36 pm (UTC)
"It wasn't fake!" Stephen insisted, palms up. Forced, however... "That was me, caring. Concerned, even."

Personally, he thought it looked good on him, but not much didn't.
asher_talos: It's fundamental.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 09:42 pm (UTC)
"Well caring is obviously not your color. You should work on your delivery, consider taking up an acting class." He doubted even lessons from Joey could make it any worse than it already was.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 09:51 pm (UTC)
Stephen tried not to pout, which was more than he usually bothered with. Really, Asher should be impressed.

"I'm not an actor, sirrrAsher." Switching the topic back, he then asked, "So. Do you know what they are?"
asher_talos: Acute.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 19th, 2009 09:58 pm (UTC)
"If you were, you'd be a horrible one." And that was putting it mildly. "They're human," Asher answered flatly. No horns, no tails no mini sets of fangs. Other than finding out that there were two of them in there, the fact that they seemed relatively normal had been a slight shock.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 19th, 2009 10:02 pm (UTC)
Stephen was too taken aback by that to insist that he would be the best actor ever in life.

"...Uh, congrats. I meant the gender, but I guess that's also good to know..."
asher_talos: Full moon.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 20th, 2009 02:31 am (UTC)
"I know what you meant." He just didn't care and his response wasn't going to change. "I'm not an idiot."
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 20th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
"Ooookay." What the hell? Either Asher didn't know yet, or he didn't want Stephen to know, which made no sense and was just kind of mean.

Stephen stared at the table again, trying to ignore the sounds of the vampire toy talking about blood.
asher_talos: I'll be in my bunk.[personal profile] asher_talos on January 20th, 2009 07:37 am (UTC)
Asher slid as far away from Stephen as the seating arrangement would allow for. He was afraid he'd wind up slamming the other man's head down against to tabletop so he could get a better look at whatever the hell he was staring at. Not only would it have been an unnecessary reaction, Asher wasn't too keen on the idea of having to potentially scrub blood off of any surface of his brand new boat.

Now if he could only scrub the mental images from his brain, he'd be okay.
[identity profile] colbert-bump.livejournal.com on January 20th, 2009 09:51 am (UTC)
"Well if you're just gonna be all silent and not tell me," Stephen said with frustration, "then I guess I'll go!"

He stood to leave, got to Onyx and paused. Nudged him with a foot. Onyx kept gnawing on the toy.

"Dammit..." Stupid dog, ruining Stephen's dramatic exit! He stepped over Onyx, almost losing his balance, and added, "Enjoy your boat. Good day," as pleasantly as he could, which wasn't much, then left.