Hey You -

You're the one with that huge dog, right? Are you TELLING it to try to smother me in my sleep?

- Dr Stephen T Colbert, DFA




_{[he made me, I swear.]}

YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED Associates, cugine, and compare gather 'round: the boss and skipper would like to invite ya to a bit of a gathering, get to know one another, celebrate the coming of age of our dearest Santana Lopez and Kurt Hummel. Come dressed in your finest for a night of fine food, fine wine, fine company. Among the activities planned for the evening are karaoke matches, water balloon fights*, and of course, we end the evening with a nice game of assassins, so you won't want to miss out on this one— it'll be a doozy of a party to remember. WHERE: The Hub WHEN: Friday evening, October 21st, 7 PM—2 AM THEME: Mafia (black tie, but suggest bringing swimwear as well) PRESENTS: Optional NOTE: No invitation necessary, but must be at least sixteen to attend. * We've improvised with the water balloons, so we will be strictly enforcing the age limit. Apologies in advance to any parents offended by the use of certain personal items, though we Kurt we feel this a much more productive use of island resources.

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On the back of the card, there's an additional scribbled note:

Mr. Talos,

While I would welcome your presence at the party, I humbly ask that your sister not attend. I realize that she's, obviously, her own person and not under your supervision in any way, but if you could at least refrain from mentioning the party to her, I'd be grateful. We haven't had the best of encounters in the past.

Thank you for your understanding.

Best,
Kurt Hummel