30 December 2012 @ 12:46 am
[for Ray - Dated 1/07]  
When the Island had gone back to normal they'd had a hell of a time breaking the news to the twins that Toys-R-Us had vanished along with the rest of the city. Truth be told, a small part of Asher had wanted to join Celia in her tantrum over the loss. Not of the toy store specifically, obviously, but of the city as a whole. He knew it was most likely all in his head, but since being back, the sun seemed brighter, the temperature higher and the sand about a hundred times more obnoxious than it had been before. More obnoxious even than when they were stuck in the old west, which was saying something.

Not everything was left behind, though. Of all the things that could have remained from their time in New York, the Island had chosen this. Of course it did. It might have still been wrapped, but Asher didn't need x-ray vision to know what it was.

When he'd picked it out, he actually assumed that, more likely than not, it would have stayed behind. For his birthday, he'd tell Ray about his good intentions without having to hand anything to him. The thought was supposed to be what counted most, and Asher wondered if that held true when nothing tangible was ever actually received.

Now he'd never know.

He'd kept the gift in the spare room on the boat since they'd been back on the Island. It was already late-afternoon - Ray's birthday was already more than halfway over now - and it had only made it as far as the kitchenette table from its original hiding spot.

Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if the thing didn't look like Martha-fucking-Stewart had done the wrap job.

Groaning, he swept the gift off the table after deciding he'd stared at it long enough, tucked it under his arm and started back home.
 
 
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Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 8th, 2013 01:32 am (UTC)
"Right, that's it," Ray wheezed, struggling upright and hooking his hands under Daniel's legs.

"Marry me. I love you. Be mine. Marry me, Asher. I can do this all day." He could be persuaded to stop were Asher to help him though. "Will you do me the greatest honor of becoming my--"

Clearly, given the swift kick to his side, Daniel still needed to learn the difference between a real horse and a fake one.

"Not right now, Daniel, Uncle Ray's proposing to your daddy. Will you marry me, Asher? C'mon, whaddya say? Say yes."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 8th, 2013 01:55 am (UTC)
Knowing that Ray was only saying all of this on spite now was the only reason Asher had kept his cool.

He still made no move to help, though.

"No ring. No knee. Say it a few more times, though. That way, it'll lose all meaning completely."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 8th, 2013 02:04 am (UTC)
"Oh, you're a traditionalist. I'll keep that in mind," Ray smirked, moving in the slowest, lamest circle a fake horse could achieve.

"Hey, buddy," he hefted Daniel to get his attention, "you like ice-cream?"

"Yeah!"

"You like playing with your toys?"

"Yeah!"

"You think your daddy should marry me?"

"Yeah!"

"'Nuff said."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 8th, 2013 02:52 am (UTC)
"Yeah... A traditional ex-vampire, screwing a guy and also has two kids out of wedlock. Can't get anymore traditional than that."

After Ray's little exchange with Daniel, he rolled his eyes, unimpressed by him using his own son against him.

"He tried to eat play dough a few days ago. His judgement's not the best."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 8th, 2013 06:31 pm (UTC)
"Maybe he knows something we don't," Ray suggested, like maybe play dough was actually a superfood with tons of healthy stuff in it. "Or maybe he just saw his mom sprinkling it on top of ice-cream and thought it was the done thing."

In which case? Totally not his fault or a reflection on his judgement.

"If you're not gonna do it for me, do it for the children."

Probably the least convincing argument out there but Ray wasn't above trying.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 9th, 2013 01:08 am (UTC)
Unfortunately, the comment regarding Del could have been the honest to God truth. Stranger things than play dough had made it into meals prepared by her.

"Marry you for the children...? How about I not marry you for me?"
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 9th, 2013 01:27 am (UTC)
"You're not giving me great vibes here, Asher," Ray teased, though it wasn't completely obvious from his tone that he was joking.

The next part though? Even Ray didn't think Asher would take it seriously.

"Just think about it. Mr and Mr Vecchio. Asher Vecchio. It's got a ring to it."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 9th, 2013 04:23 am (UTC)
"I'd rather not," he said, face screwing up slightly as though he may be sick any second. "I'd rather keep my lunch down."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 10th, 2013 02:24 am (UTC)
"Vecchio-Talos?" Ray tried, swinging Daniel around to his front just by holding onto one leg. Up-righting the boy after the childish wail of excitement, he steadfastly ignored any requests to do it again.

"If you won't accept my gracious offer of taking your hand in marriage, answer me this. Is it marriage in general that makes you wanna hurl or marriage to me?" It wasn't asked with any depth in his voice; it was more light-hearted than anything.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 10th, 2013 02:47 am (UTC)
"What's the point? There's no added benefits of being married here. If you were on your deathbed they'd let me see you. I don't have a tax report that's going to change because of it." And he didn't really give a fuck about any of the philosophical or religious reasons that other people did it for.

"Doing if for the sake of doing it isn't enough of a reason."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 11th, 2013 02:23 am (UTC)
"Marriage isn't about the added benefits," Ray told him but that was as far as he was going to argue today. His birthday so far had kept him in a pretty good mood and he held up his palms as a sign that that was all he was going to say on the subject.

"Are you gonna take me out tonight?"
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 11th, 2013 02:47 am (UTC)
"What's it about, then?" Asher pressed. He would have been perfectly fine dropping the subject if Ray hadn't just implied that he knew better then him.

"The answer to your question depends on your answer to mine."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 12th, 2013 05:03 am (UTC)
"So if my idea of marriage isn't the same as yours, you're not gonna take me to dinner on my birthday?" Ray clarified, wanting to say the words out loud so Asher could hear them too. It was a pretty unfair thing to demand of him, Ray thought, and he wasn't about to be bated into an argument when there was no need.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 12th, 2013 05:33 am (UTC)
"I didn't say it had to be the same, but you can't just make a statement like that and not back it up." He couldn't when he was saying it to Asher, anyway. After this long, he figured Ray would have a better grasp on how things worked by now.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 12th, 2013 05:40 am (UTC)
"Why not?" Ray challenged, folding his arms and looking at Asher expectantly. "Because it sounds like I can and I did."

Ray didn't think Asher actually believed that social, political or economical benefits were the point of marriage. If he did, then Ray would have to reevaluate some other assumptions he'd made about the man.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 12th, 2013 06:01 am (UTC)
"...well it's nice to see that age has matured you," Asher said, raising a brow. He half expected the foot stomping to soon follow.

"No defense, then?"
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 12th, 2013 06:05 am (UTC)
"I don't see why I need one," Ray replied, determined to stick to his original plan of not letting the conversation get out of control. "Why're you pushing for one?"
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 12th, 2013 02:56 pm (UTC)
"I don't see why you're so opposed," he countered. "I gave you my opinion, why can't you just do the same? Are you honestly that worried about not getting your damn meal?"

At this point, there wasn't any response that Ray could give that would set him off more than a non-response would.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 12th, 2013 04:32 pm (UTC)
"Because I feel that no matter what opinion I give right now it's gonna be wrong in your e--this is not about the damn meal!" Ray huffed out a breath to try to keep a hold of his temper. Maybe Asher was right, maybe marriage wasn't for them. They already bickered like an old married couple, so if making it official would just increase that, then Ray was definitely out.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 12th, 2013 07:25 pm (UTC)
"Oh my God! Fine, okay?! I forgot that you're the only one who's allowed to ask and push. My mistake." The next time the roles were reversed and Ray was back to being the one pushing for an answer, Asher wouldn't be forgetting this conversation.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 12th, 2013 08:19 pm (UTC)
So much for the good mood. The happiness from earlier visibly drained from him.

"I don't even know why you'd wanna push." But then not knowing why Asher did things wasn't exactly a new feeling for Ray. "I dropped the subject. Two minutes ago that's all you'd wanted, so don't have a go at me for listening for once."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 12th, 2013 09:34 pm (UTC)
"When it's convenient for you, that's when you listen for once." If nothing else, now he had this in his arsenal. If he wanted Ray to shut up, just bring this up again.

"Whatever. Run with your new found silence unless you want to spend the rest of the day alone."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 12th, 2013 10:26 pm (UTC)
"So I'm not allowed to speak on my own birthday or the person who claims to love me is gonna up and leave?" Ray asked, giving Asher the opportunity to retract his comment while he still had the chance.

One day his do-what-I-say-or-I'm-off threats would back fire on him and Ray had the feeling that day was incredibly close.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 13th, 2013 12:27 am (UTC)
Asher rolled his eyes, staying quiet despite the dozens of things he could have, and wanted to say. None of them would have made the situation any better, though. With things in their current state, he wasn't even sure if it was worth trying to salvage the day. If they did make it to dinner, he couldn't imagine the conversation would have been very stimulating while he was busy waiting for Ray to choke on the next bite of food.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 13th, 2013 12:38 am (UTC)
Ray thought they had finally, finally moved past having arguments about things that didn't matter. He could understand it if they'd been discussing something important; differences of opinion were inevitable. But to bicker about nothing and let it become something? That was exactly how his marriage to Angie had started to break down.

The only difference between that and Ray and Asher was that the latter had bickered right from the very start. Ray just hoped that was their saving grace.

He stared as he waited for a response. The way Asher rolled his eyes, like Ray was one of the twins having a tantrum, was answer enough.

"How 'bout I leave instead," he said, turning around and heading back into the hut alone. He rubbed his hands over his face, feeling tired all of a sudden despite the early hour. "See you tomorrow."
(no subject) - [personal profile] asher_talos on January 13th, 2013 01:23 am (UTC)