30 December 2012 @ 12:46 am
[for Ray - Dated 1/07]  
When the Island had gone back to normal they'd had a hell of a time breaking the news to the twins that Toys-R-Us had vanished along with the rest of the city. Truth be told, a small part of Asher had wanted to join Celia in her tantrum over the loss. Not of the toy store specifically, obviously, but of the city as a whole. He knew it was most likely all in his head, but since being back, the sun seemed brighter, the temperature higher and the sand about a hundred times more obnoxious than it had been before. More obnoxious even than when they were stuck in the old west, which was saying something.

Not everything was left behind, though. Of all the things that could have remained from their time in New York, the Island had chosen this. Of course it did. It might have still been wrapped, but Asher didn't need x-ray vision to know what it was.

When he'd picked it out, he actually assumed that, more likely than not, it would have stayed behind. For his birthday, he'd tell Ray about his good intentions without having to hand anything to him. The thought was supposed to be what counted most, and Asher wondered if that held true when nothing tangible was ever actually received.

Now he'd never know.

He'd kept the gift in the spare room on the boat since they'd been back on the Island. It was already late-afternoon - Ray's birthday was already more than halfway over now - and it had only made it as far as the kitchenette table from its original hiding spot.

Maybe it wouldn't have been so bad if the thing didn't look like Martha-fucking-Stewart had done the wrap job.

Groaning, he swept the gift off the table after deciding he'd stared at it long enough, tucked it under his arm and started back home.
 
 
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asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 6th, 2013 04:29 am (UTC)
"Discipline?" Asher echoed. "That's pretty much how I feel about the car. He just can't put his feeling into words the same way."

He set Daniel down, adjusting his clothes and retrieving his ball, handing it to him and sending him back to his game.

"You've still got basketball to look forward to," he told Ray, retaking his seat.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 6th, 2013 04:41 am (UTC)
"That requires a different kind of discipline," Ray waved off, climbing to his feet as soon as Asher sat. "I'll still get to be the cool, fun one." Not the one that tells the kids off for leaving their greens or makes them do their homework.

"Y'know, this," he wiggled the box as he headed for the hut, "is taking pride of place. You better get used to seeing this every day."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 6th, 2013 04:04 pm (UTC)
"I still get the better stuff after the divorce," he replied. Sure, he'd have to find a way to drag all that stuff back up to the Compound since it was Ray's hut, but the bed, gazebo and hot tub were all his.

"I'll let you keep Pac-Man, too." Because he was just that nice.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 6th, 2013 10:17 pm (UTC)
"Not without a pre-nup you don't," Ray called back before disappearing inside. He checked the car for scratches or damage as he removed it from the box one last time, dropping that on the bed and doing a one-sixty of the room.

In the end, he placed it on the table by his side of the bed, lining it up so he would be able to see it when lying down.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 6th, 2013 11:11 pm (UTC)
"Those don't even exist here," he argued, taking the ball from Daniel when he offered it and tossing it back to him when he was ready. He missed, of course, but that didn't stop him from picking it up and running it back over.

"So enjoy your little car and your little dog."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 6th, 2013 11:26 pm (UTC)
A couple of minutes later, Ray returned minus his sweater, starting to unbutton the cuffs on his shirt so that he could roll the sleeves up. Only a month off the tropical island and Ray was still having to readjust to the heat.

"Aren't we missing a step before the divorce?"
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 6th, 2013 11:40 pm (UTC)
"Resenting each other and a crappy sex life?" Asher shrugged, sending the ball to Daniel once more.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 6th, 2013 11:45 pm (UTC)
"Before that," Ray clarified, moving to his collar to loosen that too.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 12:57 am (UTC)
Asher was quiet for a long moment before finally shaking his head.

"Can't think of a thing," he said, giving Ray a pointed look that said if he cared anything about his own sex life, he'd watch what he said next.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 01:10 am (UTC)
"You'd look good in a tux," was all Ray said, sending the pointed look right back to Asher. He technically hadn't mentioned the W or the M word, so Asher couldn't be mad at him yet.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 01:41 am (UTC)
That was a given, and also probably the one and only comment Ray could have gotten in without pissing Asher off. It was hard to be mad at a compliment, but that didn't stop the exasperated sigh from escaping him.

"Smooth."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 01:55 am (UTC)
"It was, wasn't it," Ray agreed with the hint of a smile. It was kind of disconcerting how against the idea Asher clearly was but it wasn't exactly a surprise. Asher probably would have heaved the same sigh if Del had run her pregnancy idea by him first too.

Too bad Ray couldn't marry Asher and then break the news to him...

"Cheer up." He nudged a finger under Asher's chin to lift his gaze. "It might never happen."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 02:07 am (UTC)
"Might never? Why do you make it sound like it's not a decision I'll have any control over?" Sure, there were a few occasions where he hadn't had any control over certain things thanks to kooky Island shenanigans, but the M-word wasn't one of those things.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 02:10 am (UTC)
"It's a figure of speech," Ray deflected, pulling his hand away just in case Asher's temper rose. "Besides, you know this place. Next year it could turn into Vegas and pair everyone off like Noah's Ark. Last time it dabbled in the affairs of the heart I would've made an honest man of you on the spot."

Who said that couldn't happen again?
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 02:23 am (UTC)
"It doesn't count if the people involved are possessed." When reality set in again after the last time the Island dabbled, he and Ray had gone right back to insults and throwing punches. Asher didn't think there would have been any reconciling if they'd gone all the way and exchanged vows, only to have to get them undone in a few days time.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 02:31 am (UTC)
"No, it doesn't." The only possibility of it ever happening was Island magic and that kinda sucked.

It wasn't even that Ray particularly wanted to be married. It wouldn't change anything; there would be no noticeable difference in their life or how they were with each other. And yet Ray still just really, really liked the idea of asking.

"I get it. You don't wanna marry me." He dropped down into a squat in front of Asher. "But that doesn't mean I can't ask, right?"
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 02:40 am (UTC)
"What are you insane?!" Asher asked, wide-eyed. "It means exactly that. Why would you ask something when you already know the answer and it's not the one most people want to hear? I will kick you in the nuts if you don't stand up."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 02:42 am (UTC)
"What? I'm not on one knee, you're fine," Ray waved it off, giving Asher a smile to encourage him not to worry.

"I hear what you're saying," he continued in a tone that suggested the complete opposite, "and I will take that on-board."

For about two seconds before its ignored.
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 04:32 am (UTC)
"You have absolutely no regard for your junk, do you?" He asked. The fact that Asher did was the only reason he hadn't struck yet. In the long run, it wouldn't have just hurt Ray.
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 09:40 pm (UTC)
"I rely on you to take care of it for me." He looked Asher in the eye then, some might call it gazing, until a miniature-shaped person chose to ram straight into his back.

The air escaped Ray quickly. Doubling-over for a second, he bumped his chest into Asher's legs with a grunt. Just when he thought he could catch a breath again, the attacker leaped onto his back and held onto his neck for dear life.

"Horsies!"

Exasperation crept in, along with a patented whiny tone. "You are your father's son."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 7th, 2013 10:44 pm (UTC)
"How romantic."

Luckily, before Ray could saying anything else stupid, Daniel stepped in. Or leaped in, really. Either way, his timing couldn't have possibly been any better, though Ray's back would probably disagree.

"At least he seems to have gotten over the loss of the car relatively quickly."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 7th, 2013 11:37 pm (UTC)
"So fickle is the heart," Ray lamented, pushing up but only making it half way. Hunched over, he groaned with the weight of Daniel and gave Asher the look of a man who was sinking in quicksand.

"Horsies!"

"If you love me you'll help me."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 8th, 2013 01:02 am (UTC)
"After what you just tried to pull?" Asher sat back in his seat, elbows propped up behind him on the counter top.

"Fat chance. Italian stallion, right? Pretty sure you made that claim before."
Ray Vecchio[personal profile] speakscanadian on January 8th, 2013 01:32 am (UTC)
"Right, that's it," Ray wheezed, struggling upright and hooking his hands under Daniel's legs.

"Marry me. I love you. Be mine. Marry me, Asher. I can do this all day." He could be persuaded to stop were Asher to help him though. "Will you do me the greatest honor of becoming my--"

Clearly, given the swift kick to his side, Daniel still needed to learn the difference between a real horse and a fake one.

"Not right now, Daniel, Uncle Ray's proposing to your daddy. Will you marry me, Asher? C'mon, whaddya say? Say yes."
asher_talos[personal profile] asher_talos on January 8th, 2013 01:55 am (UTC)
Knowing that Ray was only saying all of this on spite now was the only reason Asher had kept his cool.

He still made no move to help, though.

"No ring. No knee. Say it a few more times, though. That way, it'll lose all meaning completely."
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